New Moon bummerama!

Am I going deaf? The voices of the people on screen are rather low. The lines can make a good entry for my nightly lullabies. I wish Edward was a more happy, lively, and EXPRESSIVE vampire.

"Aaaaah!! Need to stretch face muscles from all that frowning!!"

"I only grew my eyebrows to give a more smoky sexy look for my brooding vampire face!"

But I guess that's the perks of being a vampire. You don't have to exert much effort, face wise. You'll never have a bad photo. You just pose seductively with sexy sounding lines. Boring!
Good thing there was "a hunk of beef" (as what my friend Chip would like to put it) in the picture.

*will be updated in a few days, maybe. only pic available in google for now.*



Jacob Black a.k.a Taylor Lautner is just to go gooey gooey over. *Sigh!* Back off haters! Compared to this pastey hairy soft abed vamp, wolf boy is a total winner.



My excitement for the movie was amplified because of Dakota Fanning!! She's a very expensive actress. The fewer lines, the cheaper? Hay...shucks!


Moving on..

So basically here is the very summarized form of the movie.




Edward: "I leave you because I love you." Bella: *hurt feelings*




Bella: *seems to always hit her head on a boulder.*

October..turn..November..turn..December..turn..


Bella: *since Edward's off somewhere, i might get a shot with Jacob.*




Bella: *But Edward is my life. kiss kiss..whoa awkward.*


Edward: "Will you marry me?" Bella: ".....O.O...." audience: aye..


HAAA?? echo~ echo~

Me: *dumfounded*

Oldie Moldy Crinkley Wrinkley

When I grow old, I hope I wrinkle at the right places. Being an old lady is kind of sad, but at least when you're cute, it's not that bad? I may not even make it to the wrinkling department. *God forbid!*

Isn't she cute? :3

My pal Chip might want to look like this tough granma. We took this quiz in facebook and she ended up getting Winifred as her old lady name and is a PSYCHO! But don't worry, she's not a psycho, maybe just a tough cookie. Like this granny.

Wow, the internet never fails to let you down. This is actually the picture of Winifred, from Chip's results. Err..happy birthday!

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Maybe Anne would look like this?(not Winifred but this lady down here) Yes that's right! All prim and proper and is still interested in learning some details. Oh, I am writing about old ladies and so I got carried away and included my friends who also have blogs. So anyways..Annie the old lady.


Now this is just sick! Do not preserve an old person with resin! It is not pleasing to anyone's eyes. God looks at the inside. .not the outside. Good point, right? I mean why preserve something old? What museum does this go into? House of Horrors?! I am so sorry preserved resin granny, please do not come back to haunt me. Stay preserved.


I know it's so random but I just want to show you that I really am thankful for this. Hahaha, I won't donate it to charity!T.T You know who you are. Old ladies and skeletons are safe enough to be in the same category, right?

Belated Happy Halloween, y'all!

Please allow me this occasional vanity shot..


While I still can!

I Can't Believe My Friend!

This friend of mine has whiter legs than me. It's super flawless too. How did he maintain that? I must sound like a bimbo barbie. First the pits, now the legs! Just really bored, no I'm not getting defensive or anything. STOP THAT!



*Charlie: "I ain't gay, okay?" (name was changed) But seriously, he's not gay. o.k.



Maybe some men love hairy women cause they too are hairy in lots of places. It's pretty logical.
Funny to see that *Polka also did this (name changed, hairier dudette w/ the wut wut action) err..contest?



Bravo! Shirt so sexy, it hurts. Do some men find muscular women attractive?

Blogging

Wow, haven't blogged in AGES. Well I did blog back in high school when there was still Tabulas. And then I moved to Livejournal. But for some reason uploading pictures there was quite a hassle. But here in Blogspot, it's pretty hassle free! :)

Moving on~

Such a happy smile on my face when I finally slurped on Spaghetti Factory's, not Norwegian Pride but Norway's Pride at long last. Because I ordered the wrong kind of spaghetti sauce the last time. What a lozer is me talking about food. Tummy is rumbling like boulders are being thrown off a cliff!

Why can't I post another picture? Me angry and confused! Arrr~!!
And my blog looks like CRAP. Somebody help me please.
Works already! *rejoices*


Capers taste like sweaty vegetables though. So gross ah. That's all for now.

But wait! There's MORE. Having a nigahiga moment here.


With my cute furry feathered cheek paly, Hazel! One of the happy customers of the place!


And the other 2 satisfied customers. Happy and content. Anne and Chip, yes they blog too!
Oh yeah, where's Byron?

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Oh I remember that he had to do some chores.